Recreation from a life of responsibility

zealotarchaeologist:

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”
it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

byelacey:

byelacey:
ALT
thinking about my dog and how he makes sure i get my daily mental health outings
pov you’re now this dog’s goat

jgdfjjggh-deactivated20250520:

khanuckle-deactivated20250628:
zvaigzdelasas:
szczekaczz:
Henriëtte Ronner-Knip, A dog and her puppies
There

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teaboot:

memeuplift:
You mean to say you quit, cease, halt, retire, or suspend from miette??

thememedaddy:

rubykgrant:

lordoftablecloths:
lordoftablecloths:
earth-oddity:
2000 was almost 14 years ago
2000 was almost 14 years ago
2000 was almost 14 years ago
hey op guess what
oh nevermind you’re died

innerchildabortionclinic:

Russell Brand Denies Rape Charges: ‘I Was a Drug and Sex Addict’ but ‘I Never Was a Rapist’
Russell Brand has been charged with rape, indecent assault and sexual assault by London’s Metropolitan Police. The charges relate to four se
Yahoo News
My honest reaction to him getting charged was this Onion headline:

official-linguistics-post:

discoursedrome:
so “incubus” means someone who lies on top of something, and “succubus” means someone who lies underneath something, and the former also turns up in the word “incubate”, which means to lie on top of an egg. To ensure closure we could therefore posit an analogous term “succubate”, which would be something like this:
he is succubating.
official linguistics post